Arghhh! A trap!

I have some evil friends....Here I was, innocent ol' me, thinking that I'd be able to shop at the thirft stores with some friends, little suspecting the plans they had for me. Oh no, we were'nt there for wedding supplies(my buddies Iley and Bree are getting married) or even to find me a new pair of slacks. Oh no, they wanted to Civilize me. That's right, polo shirts and sandals. I now own four nice shirts and a hideous striped shirt. I also somehow ended up with a huge pair of sandals and loafers. Loafers! next, they'll be taking my MREs and shiny swords away.